Spent some time riding on the Interstate today.  Along the way, we passed a semi with the trailer advertising Kim Kardashian perfume.  This raises two questions for me:

1) Is it just a mobile billboard on the truck of some guy hauling mundane items from obscure Point A to random Point B?  If so, how much crap do you think that driver gets when he pulls into the truck stop?

2)  Or is the public’s demand to smell like fake people, empty fame, and shallow celebrity culture so strong that this stuff must be shipped by the truckload?  If so, I should stock up on Raid, because the plague of locusts cannot be far behind.