Rejected Big 10 Divisions

22 Apr

On Friday, Big Ten Conference commissioner Jim Delaney announced that the much maligned Legends and Leaders divisions will mercifully go away for the 2014 season.  Legends and Leaders will be replaced by simple, geographically oriented divisions known simply as “East” and “West”.

Thank God.

Not only was the original idea of splitting the conference up by non-geographic means ridiculous, the Legends and Leaders names were confusing – I guarantee there are passionate Big Ten fans out there who could not name the schools in their division, let alone remember if they were a Leader or a Legend.  But what bothered me the most was how incredibly arrogant those names sounded for a conference that already has a very strong “holier-than-thou” stigma.

I was in touch with one of my contacts at the Big Ten offices (a janitor named Rusty) who was kind enough to grab some of the rejected alignment maps out of the trash can, and send them over to me.

Here are the divisional alignments that were considered, but ultimately rejected:

Reds & Rainbow
Schools are divided by their primary school color, with the red teams in one division and the other colors of the rainbow on the other side.

Red Rainbow
Indiana Illinois
Maryland Iowa
Nebraska Michigan
Ohio State Michigan State
Rutgers Northwestern
Wisconsin Penn State
Minnesota*
Purdue

B1G Skittles, anyone?

*Yes, I know Minnesota’s colors are maroon and gold, but I needed seven in each division and maroon was the closest to red of the remaining schools.

Much like the “logic” used by Delaney when Wisconsin was initially sent to the Leaders division, you’ll going to have to cut me some slack on some of these as I work to get seven teams in each division. 

Haves and Have Nots
The schools are split based upon their football ticket revenues.  (Much thanks to the Cedar Rapids Gazette for the numbers)

Cash Cows Charity Cases
Iowa Illinois
Michigan Indiana
Michigan State Maryland
Nebraska Minnesota
Ohio State Northwestern*
Penn State Purdue
Wisconsin Rutgers

*As a private school, Northwestern did not have to submit their ticket revenue numbers, but you would have a tough time convincing me that they beat out any of the top seven teams.

Animals & Others
All schools with animals for mascots versus the schools with people, tree nuts, and other unknown things as their mascot.

Animals Other
Iowa Illinois
Maryland Indiana
Michigan Michigan State
Minnesota Nebraska
Northwestern Ohio State
Penn State Purdue
Wisconsin Rutgers

I don’t either.

Alphabetical
Take the teams, sort them A through Z (or I through W), and then divide down the middle.

I – M N – W
Illinois Nebraska
Indiana Northwestern
Iowa Ohio State
Maryland Penn State
Michigan Purdue
Michigan State Rutgers
Minnesota Wisconsin

Time Zone
Does your early game start at noon or 11 am?  Rumor has it, this is how Delaney stumbled upon the East/West split that was ultimately selected.

Central Eastern
Illinois Indiana
Iowa Maryland
Minnesota Michigan
Nebraska Michigan State
Northwestern Ohio State
Purdue* Penn State
Wisconsin Rutgers

*Technically, Purdue is in the Eastern Time Zone, but since Indiana has a lengthy, bizarre, and often confusing history with their time zones and acceptance of Daylight Savings Time, it is fitting that one Indiana school goes Central and one goes Eastern.

Football or Basketball?
Fans of most colleges usually consider their school to be a “football school” or a basketball school.  While a team may have success in the other sport (such as Kansas going to the Orange Bowl in 2007), they will always be known by their primary sport.

Football Basketball
Iowa Illinois
Michigan Indiana
Nebraska Maryland
Northwestern Michigan State
Ohio State Minnesota
Penn State Purdue
Wisconsin Rutgers

Lots of potential arguments here.  Northwestern is a football school only because their hoops program is at a level known as “Nebraska bad”.  I don’t consider Rutgers a basketball school, but their modest football success does not bump any of the others (even Iowa) off the list.

Football Program Strength
Part of Jim Delaney’s logic for the original Legends and Leaders divisions was to distribute the football powers (Nebraska, Ohio State, Michigan, and Penn State) among the two divisions.  A similar concept here:  who are the strong programs and who is at risk of losing to a MAC team.

Bowl Eligible Bottom Feeder
Iowa Illinois
Michigan Indiana
Michigan State Maryland
Nebraska Minnesota
Northwestern Penn State*
Ohio State Purdue
Wisconsin Rutgers

*No I do not consider Penn State to be a “bottom feeder”.  But their probation means they are not currently bowl eligible.  Plus, I’d definitely argue that Northwestern has been better than PSU over the last five years.

Capitals and College Towns
Where is the school located?  Are they in a state capital or a humble college town?

College Town State Capital
Illinois Michigan State
Indiana Minnesota
Iowa Nebraska
Michigan Ohio State
Northwestern Wisconsin
Penn State Maryland*
Rutgers Purdue*

*Anybody who passed fourth grade geography will know that College Park, Maryland and West Lafayette, Indiana are not the capitals of their respective states.  Since there are only five B1G schools located in a capital city, I had to reach a little bit (okay…a lot). 

The University of Maryland campus in College Park is less than 10 miles from the United States Capitol building.  And West Lafayette is roughly half way between the state capitals of Illinois (Springfield) and Indiana (Indianapolis).  Hopefully nobody pulled anything stretching that far…

Notable Trophy Games
The Big Ten loves it some trophy games.  Paul Bunyan’s Axe, Old Brass Spittoon, Floyd of Rosedale, Old Oaken Bucket, etc.  Since some schools care more about preserving their rivalry game than anything else, we’re going to put them in one division where they can battle for things that you and I would donate to Goodwill.  The other schools, who are either involved in a lesser known trophy game (Purdue Cannon) or a forced rivalry (Heroes Trophy, Land Grant Trophy) can go to the other side.  Who knows, maybe that Illinois – Maryland rivalry will really take off.

Trophy Game Forced Rivalry
Indiana Illinois*
Iowa Maryland
Michigan Nebraska
Michigan State Northwestern
Minnesota Ohio State**
Purdue Penn State
Wisconsin Rutgers

Page 96 of the Generic Trophy Supply catalog. Also available in basketball, bowling, volleyball, and snarky caption writing.

*According to Wikipedia, Illinois has three trophy games (Land of Lincoln, Illibuck, and Purdue Cannon).  But really, could you pick any of those trophies out of a line up?  Heck, the last two sound like fancy names for Monopoly tokens. 

**As for Ohio State, while they are half of the conference’s marquee game and premier rivalry, no trophy is on the line when they play Michigan.  OSU’s participation in the Illibuck game doesn’t make the cut over some of the more famed trophies.

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2 Responses to “Rejected Big 10 Divisions”

  1. smoothreentry April 23, 2013 at 9:41 am #

    Reblogged this on Smooth ReEntry and commented:
    Nicely done article on Big 10 division names.

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